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I am dating and very much in love with this midget girl whos 3 feet tall?

Every time we go to a resturant I roll her in a baby cradle so she dont have to walk, she is always dressed in fancy shirts and have plenty of diamonds on her, everyone stares but i dont care cuz i love her.Peoples like whos that your baby? Im like thats my wife. I just brought her a new car. From Barbie Funhouse World. Its remote control and a flashy red color she loves it. She drives around in it all day. I evne put mini sized lambogini doors on that so it looks like shes riding on blades.I'm thinking about getting her one of these helicoptors where u buy at toys r us cuz she always wanted to fly. She's the best girl friend in the world. sometimes wen we are playing spy games i just put her in my polly pocket so she can bust a James Bond Oompa Loompa style. The thing is I want ot have sex with her now but i'm afarid i might kill her. Wat should i do? Yahoo users? This is no joke the lover of two people is at stake. She might be the size of a poodle, but i love her

Public Comments

are you serious? you can't be serious...
And the question is.............? Has she ever seen a female doctor? EVER?? They can check these things for you, (be prepared to be measured.........use your imagination.......) Good Luck, Enjoy.....consummate the wedding.....Congrats!!!
Yep I can tell you're a farmer... Okay farmer j, may I suggest going out more?
So what is the problem...Duh?
you wont kill her just make sure she's on top ;)
good for you man......guys like us get the ladies ; )
You are sick.
go with her to consult with an obgyn.
It may be cheaper and easier to just buy a poodle since your girlfriend is poodle sized anyway.
ROFL
YOUR story is interesting.AND thats wonderful you love her.BESt wishes.
If you really love and wants to make love with her, try to seek the doctor's advise first if she can handle that. Better be safe than sorry..
if she likes giving oral and she has a flat head to put your beer on marry her.
well man if you love her that much you dont need sex if you know it will kill her. it's a hand thing for you . but you can get her gi joe or Barbies ex old man
You're a freak, a pedophile. You must be a white guy.